the iPhone solving life's dilemma's one app at a time...

i'm not really sure how i feel about that. a GPS tracker to see where your friends are...kinda creepy...and kinda just MY STYYYLE. so i have requested for Ob4ndo to get it, since she is my only friend with an iPhone that wouldn't mind being stalked by me. yum. however, i could see how this could cause troubles in romantic relationships and shady friends. although you can shut off the tracker in which case a jealous lover might ask "well why did you take it off, where were you. why were you hiding?!"

pros and cons.

DAILY QUOTE

"and in her bosom i'll unclasp my heart"

   -Don Pedro in "Much Ado About Nothing" by William Shakespeare (aka BIlly Shakes..lol). 

wait actually it's a tie.

"I hate ingratitude more in a man
than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,
or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
inhabits our frail blood."
  -Billy Shakes

lipstick vibrator

i know this is a little EXPLICIT, but i had to share! there is this vibrator called "Mia" made by Lelo. You can put it in your purse or whatever. it looks like a bigger version of a lipstick container. and get this for all you laptop and computer neeerds: it charges through a USB CORD!!!!! So you can charge it at work, at school, anywhere your laptop is. It's magical and pretty!

DAILY QUOTE

this quote is quite appropriate for my week/tonight:

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
       -Mary Wilson Little

wino attacks the paps!

so miss amy left her house today and attacked the paps she once fed ice pops to. i think this story is important, because everything that magnificant lady does is important. i need another amy album. its like a straight shot of herooooiiin, sooo good! her voice just goes into your soul! 

anyway here is a video and pics, courtesy of dlisted.com, of this lovely afternoon in the life of WINO.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3wR67J8DP0

"Go on and make yo' papeh booboo"

So i do agree with her. Finally, this love/hate relationship is so intense. I ran across an interview today on groovevolt.com with Beyonce talking about her 254300 album. As you may have known already I have agreed with the lyrics to her "If I were a boy" song and the "Single Ladies(Put a ring on it)" ( even though that song has some silly silly lyrics, i.e" what I deserve is a man that makes me, then takes me, and delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond! Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you want; If you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost, I'll be gone..." yeah :-/ ... infinity and beyond? mmkay buzz lightyear). The songs are relevant to people who are dealing with foolish or selfish lovers. And Beyonce makes some stellar points like in her chorus for "If I were a boy", "If I were a boy, I think I could understand how it feels to love a girl; I swear I’d be a better man. I’d listen to her, cause I know how it hurts when you lose the one you wanted 'cause he’s taken you for granted, and everything you had got destroyed", yup yeah. She knows how it is. So instead of always thinking she is an obnoxious celebrity and an erratic dancer I will reflect on this video she did with Amazon and remember she is just tryinna make her papeh booboo with singing about feelings she knows young and old ladies can relate too. STRONGLY relate to.

obando & thomas 08

so i phoned up my partner in crime Obando (first name withheld for privacy reasons, lol..anyway) to tell her about the new man in my life...T.J Holmes. He is the finest CNN anchor from here to the pacific(wherever that is...jk :-/ ).  She delightfully agreed with my opinion and then shared a story that owned my night.

apparently this little boy dressed up as a voting ballot. he was dressed in a box with a slit for Obama and a slit for Mccain. thankfully, the Obama slit got like 90% more candies then the McCain slit! lol, but just imagine that. a seven year old dressed as a voting ballot, and slits for the people to put candies in symbolizing their votes for the president!!

it's quite magical. 

oh yeah and here is the man of my dreams:

wowzers

please vote:

I NEED

a fairly decent camera. any recommendations?

from one to the next

so since i deleted my facebook i needed a NEW thing online to procrastinate:

craigslist and IGOOGLE!

iGoogle has replaced facebook as my homepage and so far i am very excited. I highly recommend all of you to explore and customize your iGoogle. it'll be much fun. i swear et.

i HATE the world

and the world hates me. 

DAILY QUOTE

"I fell in love with a bad, bad man
Ever since I met him I been sad, sad, sad
June faded into blooms of September's moon waned and grooved
Your perfume haunted me long after I saw the swing of heaven's gate open in toward me"

-CoCoRosie

mon vie.

depends on this and yet i do nothing. nothing, but sit and weep. i underestimate myself far too much. so much that i encourage myself. the farthest thing i want to be in my life is wasted talent. 

beatyful.

DAILY QUOTE

A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

crantini's

are my love.

since you aren't anymore.